- me: memorizes the life stories of over 17 fiction characters
- me: can't remember the answer to one question on a test
*banging on cups* you’re gonna maybe occasionally think about me when i’m gone
yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????
REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT????
i think so too
i feel u —me even when i don’t feel u at all (via mydogsnokes)
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
- Me: I'm going to ulfollow every blog that makes anti/hate posts.
- *favorite blog posts shit about a character you hate*
- Me: Okay, not you.
Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na
buy me money
- tagging photo of attractive celebrity guy: #fuck u #i h8 u #ur fuckin dumb
- tagging photo of attractive celebrity lady: #you are perfect #you are a queen #you rule this world #we fall at your feet in awe