_{here’s some advice, stay alive.}

anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

_{The full impact of what I’ve done hits me. It was not intentional - I only meant to express my thanks - but I have elicited something dangerous. An act of dissent from the people of District 11.0}

mcdonnells:

This is what’s happening in Brazil. Please, spread the word.

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

• Me: oh thats cute
•  *checks price tag*
• Me: no its not

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves